I started writing this post several weeks ago and never got around to finishing it, however I feel that it deserves to be finished so here g...

Ah, spring has sprung and thus our families outdoor adventures begin. Let me start by saying I'm not very good at spontaneity.  I usua...

Ok, I'm gonna warn you that the following story is a bit gross, so for those who are a bit squeamish, I'd advise you to stop reading...